Shhh be quiet. Let sleeping ducks lie.

All the proper safety precautions have been taken.

If it's not one thing it's another.

Based on just a few of the many many fears of Jay.

Coulrophobia.

The fear of Clowns = Coulrophobia.
The fear of being tickled with a feather = Pteronophobia.
And many more based on my own fears of everything = Panophobia.
Or am I just scared of having a phobia = Phobophobia.

Let the dog have its day.

This is better. A world of happiness.

We will live in peace for ever and ever.
And no things eating things eating things.

Sometimes a change is not as good as a rest.

When you know you don't belong.

Good boy. Mummy's proud of you.

Even the laws of nature conspire against me.